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Adam Green @averagecabbage
One day our phones will just crawl away

Adam Green @averagecabbage
I gotta shave my house twice a day

Jun 20 reply retweet favorite 2 days ago

Adam Green @averagecabbage
Your father invented this deli so that people could manipulate him into selling them beer for money?

Jun 17 reply retweet favorite 5 days ago

Adam Green @averagecabbage
Maybe I'll love you tomorrow

Jun 16 reply retweet favorite 6 days ago

Adam Green @averagecabbage
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Jun 09 reply retweet favorite 2 weeks ago

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